🐾 Forget the Roses, Give Me the Zoomies!

Let’s be honest: humans are great and all, but do they greet you at the door like you just won the lottery every single time you return from the mailbox? Do they offer unconditional love in exchange for a single piece of freeze-dried liver?

Probably not.

This Valentine’s Day, skip the awkward dinner dates and the "we need to talk" conversations. Wear your truth with our "My Valentine Has Four Legs" tee. It’s the perfect attire for a romantic evening of binge-watching shows while your "date" snores loudly on your feet and slowly pushes you off the edge of the couch.

Why You’ll Love It:

• The Ultimate Truth: Finally, a shirt that explains why you have no personal space and your lint roller budget is higher than your grocery bill.

• Dog Park Approved: The perfect conversation starter for when you want to talk to other humans... about their dogs.

• Superior Snaggle-Tooth Comfort: Made on the legendary Bella+Canvas 3001, this shirt is softer than your pup’s velvet ears.

The Tech Specs (The Boring Human Stuff):

• The Shirt: Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee.

  
  

• The Feel: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton. It’s light, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch for throwing tennis balls.

  
  

• The Fit: Retail fit that runs true to size. It’s flattering enough for a brunch date but comfy enough for a nap in the sun spot on the floor.

• Durability: Side-seamed construction means it holds its shape, even after your 75lb "lap dog" decides to use you as a springboard.

  
  

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Hide from puppies currently in their "I eat everything" phase.

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